Letter to Donald Trump from Adnan Sami Khan
By Nadeem F. Paracha on Feb 09, 2017

Letter to Donald Trump from Adnan Sami Khan

Dear Mr President,

First of all, I want to clarify that I am an ex-Pakistani. Please, bear this in mind, when you read this letter. I am now a full-fledged citizen of India and no more the miserable Pakistani that I once was.

I am writing to you to congratulate you on your fantastic victory in this year’s election; and, more so, on your brave, bold and visionary decision to ban travelers from seven Muslim countries. However, I must confess, I was rather surprised and shocked to note that Pakistan’s name wasn’t on the list.

Being a former Pakistani, I can tell you with certainty, Pakistan is a terrorist state. It has always been a terrorist state. Every Pakistani is a terrorist. This is not to suggest that I too was a terrorist when I was a Pakistani. I was kept in that country against my will and was fed lots of beef dishes.

Truth is, I tried to escape from Pakistan the moment I was born. But, alas, I was caught by a terrorist nurse who then tortured me by lifting me from my tiny feet and slapping me across the backside. Can you imagine the horror and the humiliation?

Well, I was forcibly beefed up by toxic terrorist meat, but never did I let go of my dream of one day escape and settle in the only true country in the region: India.

You see, Mr President, all our ancestors, yours including, came from India. This was told to me by one of the greatest scientists of India, Dr H Gobin Chandrasekhar. Yes, the same guy who first discovered and proved that ancient Indians were using nuclear-powered vacuum-cleaners more than 10,000 years ago.

I also want to thank you for planning a fruitful working relationship with our Prime Minister, the great and mighty Narendra Modi. He has promised me that after India annihilates Pakistan with its brilliant strategic strikes, he will personally punish that cruel nurse who tortured me when I was just a few minutes old. Terrorist witch!

Mr President, I urge you to put Pakistan’s name on the ban list. Pakistani travelers will destroy your great country like they destroyed me. My backside still hurts, you know.

Yours,

Adnan Sami (aka Indiana Jones)

Taken from an article by Nadeem F. Paracha on Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com

Comments(11)

Haris akram
3/4/2017 8:17:04 PM
bhi mere kudha to dakh raha ha k kn galat aut kn thk h jis matti pe pada hua uska karz baki h aur khbi pura nahi h sakta and aur pase ke lalach ne es bnde ko andha kar diyaa h'
Mawra khan
3/22/2017 5:08:59 PM
Go to hell Mr. Adnan You don't deserve a sacred place like Pakistan Thank God you got out of Pakistan
Mubashar Javed Baloch
3/31/2017 3:27:56 PM
Ap k khny sy kuch nh ho ga india walo
Omair
5/20/2017 5:48:41 PM
Allah ka shukr keh kuttay Pakistan sai nakil gaay. Waisay bhi haram kay bachoon ki jagah nahi Pakistan mai. Adnan (indian Bhai) aap kuy harami paida huay thay? Aakhir naam to bata dain us dood walay ka. Chapal hum mar ker aajain gai.Wasay to kutta wafadar hota hai magar eik kutta sirf KUTTA hai. Adnan bhai bho bho bho. Aap ko apni language to samjh aa gai ho gi !!!!!
Hassan raja
5/26/2017 10:05:44 AM
Lanat ha adnan sami tujha par or sare hindustan par dur lant full lanat tera baap trump par
Aarif
5/31/2017 12:06:04 PM
Relax guys n gals...don't be Jazbati people. This is not a letter by Adnan, it's a letter by Writer Nadeem Paracha who has used Adnan name and made him aka Indiana Jones at the end of the letter.
Pervez Aziz Tanoli
6/5/2017 9:14:26 AM
Adnan, you are a true son of bitch,
Mumtaz Ali
6/5/2017 9:22:57 AM
You born in Pakistan & just for the sake of indian Nationality every one knows about your argumentation.ik zarbo misal hy ka tu waha gia jahan ka khameer ta.....secondly ask from your mom that from whom you gave birth as no one can use such wording against his or her Motherland.it means you are haramzada.
Ruman
6/10/2017 12:13:27 PM
May Allah guide us all amin
ADNAM SAMI sahb...ap to khud gandu ho r ganduon k cntry jaa k c
6/12/2017 7:10:10 AM
hupy ho...dekhny gey ktni daer rhty o odr tum...ana tum n yahan e h saley
zain raza
6/13/2017 12:26:37 PM
Mra bhai bht he penchod he gando he harami he kanjar he tu bhai dkh india waley bht jald tj jaise gamdo ko b apne mulk c bhr nikal d ge sub musalmano ko nikalen ge wo mgr tu to bhai he bhai jigr he gando kahe k

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