Letter to Donald Trump from Adnan Sami Khan
By Nadeem F. Paracha on Feb 09, 2017

Letter to Donald Trump from Adnan Sami Khan

Dear Mr President,

First of all, I want to clarify that I am an ex-Pakistani. Please, bear this in mind, when you read this letter. I am now a full-fledged citizen of India and no more the miserable Pakistani that I once was.

I am writing to you to congratulate you on your fantastic victory in this year’s election; and, more so, on your brave, bold and visionary decision to ban travelers from seven Muslim countries. However, I must confess, I was rather surprised and shocked to note that Pakistan’s name wasn’t on the list.

Being a former Pakistani, I can tell you with certainty, Pakistan is a terrorist state. It has always been a terrorist state. Every Pakistani is a terrorist. This is not to suggest that I too was a terrorist when I was a Pakistani. I was kept in that country against my will and was fed lots of beef dishes.

Truth is, I tried to escape from Pakistan the moment I was born. But, alas, I was caught by a terrorist nurse who then tortured me by lifting me from my tiny feet and slapping me across the backside. Can you imagine the horror and the humiliation?

Well, I was forcibly beefed up by toxic terrorist meat, but never did I let go of my dream of one day escape and settle in the only true country in the region: India.

You see, Mr President, all our ancestors, yours including, came from India. This was told to me by one of the greatest scientists of India, Dr H Gobin Chandrasekhar. Yes, the same guy who first discovered and proved that ancient Indians were using nuclear-powered vacuum-cleaners more than 10,000 years ago.

I also want to thank you for planning a fruitful working relationship with our Prime Minister, the great and mighty Narendra Modi. He has promised me that after India annihilates Pakistan with its brilliant strategic strikes, he will personally punish that cruel nurse who tortured me when I was just a few minutes old. Terrorist witch!

Mr President, I urge you to put Pakistan’s name on the ban list. Pakistani travelers will destroy your great country like they destroyed me. My backside still hurts, you know.


Adnan Sami (aka Indiana Jones)

Taken from an article by Nadeem F. Paracha on Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com


Haris akram
3/4/2017 8:17:04 PM
bhi mere kudha to dakh raha ha k kn galat aut kn thk h jis matti pe pada hua uska karz baki h aur khbi pura nahi h sakta and aur pase ke lalach ne es bnde ko andha kar diyaa h'
Mawra khan
3/22/2017 5:08:59 PM
Go to hell Mr. Adnan You don't deserve a sacred place like Pakistan Thank God you got out of Pakistan
Mubashar Javed Baloch
3/31/2017 3:27:56 PM
Ap k khny sy kuch nh ho ga india walo
5/20/2017 5:48:41 PM
Allah ka shukr keh kuttay Pakistan sai nakil gaay. Waisay bhi haram kay bachoon ki jagah nahi Pakistan mai. Adnan (indian Bhai) aap kuy harami paida huay thay? Aakhir naam to bata dain us dood walay ka. Chapal hum mar ker aajain gai.Wasay to kutta wafadar hota hai magar eik kutta sirf KUTTA hai. Adnan bhai bho bho bho. Aap ko apni language to samjh aa gai ho gi !!!!!
Hassan raja
5/26/2017 10:05:44 AM
Lanat ha adnan sami tujha par or sare hindustan par dur lant full lanat tera baap trump par
5/31/2017 12:06:04 PM
Relax guys n gals...don't be Jazbati people. This is not a letter by Adnan, it's a letter by Writer Nadeem Paracha who has used Adnan name and made him aka Indiana Jones at the end of the letter.
Pervez Aziz Tanoli
6/5/2017 9:14:26 AM
Adnan, you are a true son of bitch,
Mumtaz Ali
6/5/2017 9:22:57 AM
You born in Pakistan & just for the sake of indian Nationality every one knows about your argumentation.ik zarbo misal hy ka tu waha gia jahan ka khameer ta.....secondly ask from your mom that from whom you gave birth as no one can use such wording against his or her Motherland.it means you are haramzada.
6/10/2017 12:13:27 PM
May Allah guide us all amin
ADNAM SAMI sahb...ap to khud gandu ho r ganduon k cntry jaa k c
6/12/2017 7:10:10 AM
hupy ho...dekhny gey ktni daer rhty o odr tum...ana tum n yahan e h saley
zain raza
6/13/2017 12:26:37 PM
Mra bhai bht he penchod he gando he harami he kanjar he tu bhai dkh india waley bht jald tj jaise gamdo ko b apne mulk c bhr nikal d ge sub musalmano ko nikalen ge wo mgr tu to bhai he bhai jigr he gando kahe k
Ghulam Jafar
6/27/2017 6:01:24 PM
Adnan Sami Tu intihai ghaleez ha tere soch us se ziada galeez ha tu is qabil nahe k comment kia tu hinduon se gand marwata ha ab tujhe aise Ruswai mile gy k tu maut k tamanna kare ga tera ganda ghaleez jism gal jy ga
7/1/2017 3:50:57 PM
Kaisa by sharm admi hy tujsy kuttay achy gain Islamabad k Terry jaisay bunday ko India mai be Jaga nae milay GI bohat juld inshaha Allah
7/4/2017 6:44:45 PM
Shut up son of bitch, you don't know anything as I know about pakistan. Keep in mind we'll destroy india very soon InshaALLAH
Javed Iqbal
7/22/2017 11:07:18 AM
I think that's humorous paragraph ... I think he is being sarcastic for saying Pakistani people terror all over world even a nurse he says is terror when she gave life slap to kid ... remember such slaps are given to mAke baby cry so that baby lungs starts functioning ..
Syed Ahsan Raza S/O Syed Mussawar Hussain Chakwal City
7/26/2017 2:37:26 PM
Mr.Adnan Sami Khan tum assal harraaami ho aur Donald Trump be assal harraaami hy. Shukar hy k tum Pakistan se daffa ho gye ho. Indian president be harraaami hy Teri tarha ka. Next time tum ne Pakistan ka naam Lia tou India as kr Teri behn ko uthaa kr le ayu ga kuttay ki nassal.
8/1/2017 1:23:37 PM
i was 16y or 17y old when listn he joins India and sing album kbi ni kbi ni with amitab . since that day i m proud i hate him a lot. now all Pakistani show his face and greeted wht he deserve harami sala .
8/10/2017 12:07:23 PM
S I R Kazimi
8/12/2017 10:59:14 AM
He was trying to 'escape from Pakistan as soon as he was born' !! He is still in that infancy of mind. No wonder the Indians accepted him despite their Unwritten Law against entertaining nationality requests from Pakistanis - even former Indians
Haroon saher
8/14/2017 9:01:41 PM
Umair Shahzad
8/26/2017 7:19:04 AM
Dear Adnan Sami - I will never abuse you, even i will not use harsh wording for you, but if you are happy with Cow's pee drinkers so keep drinking Cow's Pee because it's your life. It's not a first time that you are against Pakistan & even against Pakistani Muslims, he have seen these cases many times in history as well, like Mir Jaffer & Mir Sadiq & you are younger brother of them - You are nothing for Pakistan & Al hamdu lillah you & your MODI & even your Hindu Army no one can undo Pakistan In Sha ALLAH. Pakistan was made on the Name Of ALLAH & ALLAH is taking care of this Country. Pakistan will remain, until this world is alive, but how many years you will live more? 10 ? 20? 50? 100? I pray you will die as a HINDU & burn in fire, then we will see you on the day of judgement Br, Umair / Pakistani Long Live Pakistan Pakistan Zindabad
8/27/2017 8:13:45 AM
Badnamsami ki BV kis City ki ha?i aur kis mulk ki? aur us ny kitne dafa Surgery karwai hoi hai?, aur us ki mulaqat kahan hoi thi? aur sami ny jub surgery karwai tou kitna paisa khrch hoa? aur us operation mai us k gender mai masla aaya tha? us ki pehli talaq Q hoi kae us mai koi funny kharabi thy? baki personal sawal nhi pochta Q k us mai us ki 2 BV ka naam shamal hoga un py ungli nhi uthata
Syed Kamal
9/2/2017 10:33:42 AM
Mr. Sami, Your letter is more intended to prove your loyalty to your current country of citizenship than anything else. That is OK by me but it just proves that you are a simpleton and possibly an idiot. I suppose you now live in nirvana and congratulations to you.
Kamran Arshad
9/9/2017 9:04:52 AM
Dhobi ka kutta ;)
m n uddin
9/28/2017 1:24:55 PM
Adnan sami right, because his grand mother was the darling of Y Khan , his father also the terrorist so a family is mix from mother side they belong from HEERA MANDI AND FATHER SIDE TERRORIST COUNTRY - he is bloody and indian should very careful with him, I still remember late jag-git singh remarks on ADNAN SAMI that he is not singer , in singer way he is beggar, a beggar can sale his country his mother and his family his name is A SAM I AKA THE BASTARD
is begairat ko itni sharam nahi kis dharti ko gali dai raha hai begairat jis dharti nai is ko pehcha
10/3/2017 10:20:37 AM
Shame to this adnan
10/14/2017 7:30:23 AM
Lanat hai tum jaise logo pr... ye mental ho chuka hai beghairat
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Aliya shah
10/19/2017 5:36:41 AM
Very sad mr Adnan aka go to hell
Rana Shahid Iqbal
11/3/2017 4:22:18 AM
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11/24/2017 3:58:18 PM
This Adnan dude must be Hindu Pakistani as he seemed disturbed by the idea of eating beef. In addition, he came across as having low IQ and as having psychological issues.
Khurram Khan
12/15/2017 4:25:52 PM
Funny letter, seems to be teasing three parties No 1 Trump for his policies against muslims No 2 Modi for his misleading strategic strikes. No 3 Pathans by repeatedly talking about his backside...hahaha yes it will hurt Mr Ada Nan.
Omer Farooq
12/19/2017 7:08:49 AM
I think it’s fake if not then he’s a such a fucking bitch okay ajay name ban list main so kya ho jay ga hum log mr to Nahi Jayn gy. Tum pehly apni aukat to dekho apni izat bych ky logon ky samny ga kr (beekh) mangty ho. Fuck you
12/25/2017 2:35:23 PM
sit on my cock bastard go to hell you are looking same as like my street dog
Hammad Manzoor Khan
12/31/2017 4:55:49 PM
we all have to treat Adnan Sami as a Muslim and we think beyond from the concept of religion & country, we have to take decion with brain not with anger. Actually we dont know that this letter is written by him or not, so dont blame anyone, whenever you look him by his eyes and hear by his ear................my aim is not to take the side of Adnan Sami but without any proof we dont blame anyone for any reason.............stay blessed......Islam paindabad...........Pakistan zindabad.... Thank You, Your''s Sincerely, X.Y.Z
1/1/2018 8:24:26 AM
Bahut shukriya Adnan Sami. Aaapke jaaneh sey Pakistan ko beyshumaar barkat milee heh. Islam toh puree ijazaat dehtee hee heh, behgherat loug koh kahahn pasand kartee heh ?
1/5/2018 10:26:44 AM
It must b your ass not your back that still hurt you and haunt you....
1/10/2018 9:44:02 AM
you guys do understand that this is pure sarcasm right ?......i mean for the love of God, stop being riled up by everything you see on the internet.....stop to consider that it might just be false or hidden sarcasm.
1/11/2018 5:14:46 PM
Aisa lagta Hai ye Donald Duck (american president) ka chota Bhai hai or bika howa hai. Ankeh toonari lugh Rahi Hai.
Sajjad Ali
1/18/2018 4:26:03 PM
Sami .....beta ye Pakistan hai .....aur Pakistan ka matlab hai la ilah h illala ...aur haan too Indian hai to ye bhe tujhe jab ehsas hoga jab Hindu inteha pasand tery inder Gus Jai gen ......tab tujhy pata chlyga k Pakistan Kiya hai ...... Pakistan ek khoshhaal awam ka mulk hai ....aur Pakistan ki hifazat khud khuda krta hai .....q k ye mulk any wali sadyion men dunya pe galib hoga ..........aur Han ye Trump Jo hai naa ye londy baaz hai .....is see bachna kahen tumahary ???? Hahahahahaha smjh gye hoge
3/12/2018 1:33:15 PM
3/26/2018 9:03:34 AM
You are lucky that I didn't have cheap words in which I can define your prosthetic thinking. We all Pakistanis are thankful to Allah Almighty for his (Allah) great blessings on us by expelling you from our prestigious country... Go and suck the dick of Donald trump and Narendra Modi at same time...
4/16/2018 2:25:12 PM
Lanat hai aisy insan par. Jahan paida hua usu zameen kay khilaf bol raha hai. Aisy insan dhobi kay kuttay ki tarhan hottay hain. Na ghr kay na ghat kay. Yeh bhi waisa hi hai Pakistan ka to raha nahi India ny bhi ia ka woh hal karna hai kay sari omer yad rakhye ga. InshaAllah. AAMEEN.
Nawaz Shareef Naa Ahal
4/17/2018 3:12:20 PM
aray bay waqoofoo, this letter was for fun, a fake one, written by nadeem paracha. tum salay Pakistani get excited too soon. bas shuruu hoo gayee Moto Gang member k khilaaf, get some sense of humour please.. ach chaa ab please mayray peechay naa parr jaanaa. mayray chaa chaa google say bhee kabhi pooch lyaa kroo yaar.
Saleem ur Rasheed
5/26/2018 2:42:28 PM
The only good noticeable thing in the letter is the concluding lines "My back still hurts." It will keep hurting you little dancing hippo
Muhammad Abbas
6/18/2018 12:11:23 PM
Adnan Sami! SHAME ON YOU..... Totally fake and frivolous conversation, against the truth.....

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